Stoned Tarot Readings
What’s our mission here at Stoned Tarot? Well, we smoke weed and read tarot, and we do it to make more weed money, creating a self-sustaining system. We have many spreads listed here, or you can request a custom spread via our contact form. We also do spreads to combat writer’s block or stifled creative flows. Use the contact link at the bottom to request a reading or tweet or DM us on Twitter.
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Classic 3-Card

A regular past/present/future reading with a quick turn around time. Get your insight in triple form with this spread.
The Pre-Roll

Looking for general advice or insight? Need a little info about a current issue or mental blockade? You need a pre-roll reading!
That’s Some Bullshit!

We’ve all had to sift through it at some point. This spread is designed to help you with the steaming piles that drop into your life.
French Inhale

What do you have that can be reused without discarding? What can still serve you in some other form?
Bong Water

This reading goes a little deeper than a basic one. If your focus is gaining clarity, this is one you want,. Clear the smoke out of the water and see what the cards have to say.
The Devil’s Lettuce

The Devil saw what the Lovers were doing in the Reefer Romance spread and wanted a piece of the action. Here, we ask the tarot’s mischief maker his advice on your shadow self.
This is not a reading for the faint of heart.
Wake N’ Bake

A daily card reading to start your day. Good for a full week. It’ll appear in your email or DM in the morning. On seventh day, you’ll get a report of what the daily cards mean.
Seven-Point Leaf

This is the big one. Seeking guidance and answers? This is an intuitive reading that askes the Muse and Oracle to answer in seven points. This one may take an extra puff or two.