Stoned Tarot Readings
What’s our mission here at Stoned Tarot? Well, we smoke weed and read tarot, and we do it to make more weed money, creating a self-sustaining system. We have many spreads listed here, or you can request a custom spread via our contact form. We also do spreads to combat writer’s block or stifled creative flows. Use the contact link at the bottom to request a reading or tweet or DM us on Twitter.
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Classic 3-Card
A regular past/present/future reading with a quick turn around time. Get your insight in triple form with this spread.
The Pre-Roll
Looking for general advice or insight? Need a little info about a current issue or mental blockade? You need a pre-roll reading!
That’s some Bullshit
We’ve all had to sift through it at some point. This spread is designed to help you with the steaming piles that drop into your life.
Bong Water
This reading goes a little deeper than a basic one. If your focus is gaining clarity, this is one you want,. Clear the smoke out of the water and see what the cards have to say.
Stems N’ Seeds
Sometimes we need to know what to discard from our lives. This spread can help you figure out what to toss out with the seeds and stems in life’s dime bag.
Reefer Romance
Guest starring The Lovers! We seek their guidance to answer your burning, or smoldering, questions about romance. Also works well with platonic partnerships or those seeking advice on self-love.
Reefer Romance – Extended
The extended version of Reefer Romance. Add four more cards on The Lovers’ advice.
Wake N’ Bake
A daily card reading to start your day. Good for a full week. It’ll appear in your email or DM in the morning.
Seven-Point Leaf
The big one. Seeking guidance and answers? This is an intuitive reading that askes the Muse and Oracle to answer in seven points. This one may take an extra puff or two.
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